France is a country, so to celebrate its national holiday, Bastille Day, it puts on a huge military parade. And because France is a Chill and Cool country, it celebrates by making its military play a bunch of Daft Punk, France’s most accomplished robots.

President Donald Trump was also there, as he’s visiting Paris to celebrate the 100th anniversary of the United States entering World War I.

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In contrast to French president Emmanuel Macron, Trump did not seem to enjoy the stylings of French house music:

Beta cuck.

Maybe he’s more of a Justice fan.