Politics3/4/21Mar 45Politics3/4/21PoliticsBiden Narrows Stimulus Eligibility Ensuring Some 12 Million Won’t Receive Payments Because He’s a PunkStephen A. Crockett Jr.318President Joe Biden promised America $2,000 stimulus payments as soon as he got into office. Shortly after Georgia…
Politics3/3/21Mar 32Politics3/3/21PoliticsAndrew Cuomo Vows Not to Leave Office Because He’s a Toxic ManStephen A. Crockett Jr.39When you are a man and you’ve fucked up, the manly thing to do is own up to it, apologize, and if the situation…
Politics3/3/21Mar 3SavePolitics3/3/21PoliticsJust Hold On, the Stimmy Is Coming. I Repeat, the Stimmy Is Coming!Stephen A. Crockett Jr.143Now that Mercury is out of Gatorade and we are still in a panorama, I’m happy to report that the stimmy is on the…
Politics3/3/21Mar 33Politics3/3/21PoliticsWhy Biden Must Choose Shalanda Young Now That Neera Tanden’s Nomination Has FailedStephen A. Crockett Jr.30If any of you thought that Republicans weren’t going to continue their all-out efforts to fuck over America then you…
Politics3/2/21Mar 21Politics3/2/21PoliticsThird Woman Claims Gov. Andrew Cuomo Sexually Harassed Her at Wedding: ‘Can I Kiss You?’Stephen A. Crockett Jr.19New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo, once hailed as the antithesis of President Trump for his handling of the coronavirus, is…
Politics3/2/21Mar 24Politics3/2/21PoliticsOhio Rep. Jim Jordan Wants to Have a Hearing on ‘Cancel Culture,’ Because Jim Jordan Is a Goddamn IdiotStephen A. Crockett Jr.51Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) is the congressman who refuses to wear a blazer. As such he’s earned the moniker…
Politics3/1/21Mar 1SavePolitics3/1/21PoliticsSouth Dakota’s COVID-19 Numbers Are Trash. So Why Did the Governor Praise the Job She Did at CPAC?Stephen A. Crockett Jr.33The Conservative Political Action Conference is a lot like prison.
Politics3/1/21Mar 11Politics3/1/21PoliticsAndrew Cuomo Is in Big Trouble and He Knows ItStephen A. Crockett Jr.46As it stands, two women who worked for New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo have accused him of sexual harassment and this…
Politics2/26/21Feb 263Politics2/26/21PoliticsDuring His Presidency Obama Found That White Hate of Black People Made Reparations a Pipe DreamStephen A. Crockett Jr.42It isn’t that the first Black president didn’t believe or want to give Black folks their 40 acres and a mule; it’s…
Politics2/26/21Feb 26SavePolitics2/26/21PoliticsSenate Referee Shoots Down Minimum Wage Increase, Now Some Democrats Want Her FiredStephen A. Crockett Jr.115Let’s play a game, shall we?
Politics2/25/21Feb 251Politics2/25/21PoliticsIt’s Finally Happened: Manhattan District Attorney Has Trump’s Tax ReturnsStephen A. Crockett Jr.48There are only a few things harder than getting your hands on Trump’s tax returns. The first is getting Washington…
Politics2/25/21Feb 254Politics2/25/21PoliticsOne of Biden’s Cabinet Picks Is Looking Doomed, but Her Replacement Could Be a Black Woman and That’s Fine by MeStephen A. Crockett Jr.35I know that I was in full cape mode for all of President Joe Biden’s picks when I learned that Republicans were…
Politics2/24/21Feb 244Politics2/24/21PoliticsBiden’s Nominees of Color Facing More Intense Republican Scrutiny Than His White Picks. If Only We Knew WhyStephen A. Crockett Jr.111It would be nice to live in a world where everything made sense. For example, I’d love to know why Taylor Swift is…
Politics2/23/21Feb 231Politics2/23/21PoliticsBlack Rapper Cut From White Freaknik, aka CPAC, for Anti-Semitic TweetsStephen A. Crockett Jr.56What happens when a hotep goes so far off the deep end that his third eye opens so wide that he blinds himself?…
Feb 23Save2/23/21Since Ted Cruz Couldn’t Stay In Cancun, Someone Sent a Mariachi Band to His HouseStephen A. Crockett Jr.29Texans without heat in the freezing temperatures were still thinking about their senator and his missed vacation…
Politics2/23/21Feb 235Politics2/23/21PoliticsMerrick Garland Gets Emotional During Senate Confirmation When Talking About Race, and I Owe Him an ApologyStephen A. Crockett Jr.69I owe Merrick Garland an apology. When it was announced that Obama’s pick for the Supreme Court (See Mitch McConnell…
Politics2/22/21Feb 221Politics2/22/21PoliticsThe Supreme Court Just Told Trump He Must Hand Over His Tax ReturnsStephen A. Crockett Jr.59What is the difference between OnlyFans and Donald Trump’s tax returns for the last eight years?
Politics2/22/21Feb 222Politics2/22/21PoliticsTrump to Speak at White Freaknik, aka the Conservative Political Action ConferenceStephen A. Crockett Jr.62The problem with Donald Trump is that white people, (I know, not all white people, but a lot of y’all) love him.…
Politics2/19/21Feb 192Politics2/19/21PoliticsIndiana Republicans Boo Black Lawmakers Speaking About DiscriminationStephen A. Crockett Jr.26Nothing says discrimination like booing a Black person trying to talk about discrimination.
Politics2/19/21Feb 192Politics2/19/21PoliticsFreezing Texas Residents Aren't All Ted Cruz Left BehindStephen A. Crockett Jr.56When it comes to Republicans, there are apparently two things you can’t fuck with: fertilized eggs and dogs.